oitnb + tropes
What kinda mess.
stephen king throwing shade like a fucking master
it was so incredibly eerie this morning
WHY WOULD YOU EVER NOT TAKE THE SLIDE THO
It looks like a shirt appears on his body on his way down
It looks like the shirt appears there just as the other guy points at him!
Then he just looks down at himself like “hmm when did this happen! I don’t remember putting on a shirt this morning…..”
Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he’s a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was….
Me: … fine as hell.
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
PETITION FOR THIS PIZZA BOY TO HAVE HIS OWN FANDOM
Now, with whom shall we ship him?
tumblr user pizza of course
i approve of this
guys I did it o.o
THERE’S FREAKING FANART!!!!
I’M SO DONE WITH YOU TUMBLR!!
isnt pizza a girl?
when that one person you hate in your class speaks