February 2012
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Christian pick up lines:
cowabungadudeee:
Excuse me, I think one of your ribs belongs to me.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my iPod memory.
Before tonight, I never believed in predestination…
Oh, you’re cold? Ecclesiastes 4:11
The Word says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry” …how about...
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consider it pure joy: christian pick up lines →
smilenile:
“I would part the Red Sea for you.” It’s the Bruno Mars of Christian pick up lines.
“What’re you doing for the rest of your afterlife?” Hashtag #raptureromance.
“Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.” I call this the money…
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Some of the best Christian pick up lines:
bruisedandbatteredhands:
1.“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
2.“Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair.”
3.“You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes…we just might be a miracle.”
4.“I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent’s basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.”
5.”Oh, you’re cold? Ecclesiastes 4:11, baby.”
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Procrastination
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
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“Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It...”
– Maya Angelou (via wretchedoftheearth)
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